Two Bush jokes on the email circuit (at least in Australia):

Q. What is President Bush’s position on Roe vs. Wade?
A. He doesn’t care how people get out of New Orleans.

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff wait, stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion exactly?”

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